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Saturday, July 30, 2005

Disclaimer: I did not come up with any of the stuff below, the declaration of war is done and copyrighted by lim shin hui. I merely joined the ranks of the army, in case you think it uncharacteristic of me to come up with such stuff.


Saturday, July 30, 2005
Declaration of war
Okay this is PART ONE of my plans to take over the world.

1. From 28/06/05 onwards, war will be declared against all boys.
2. Whenever you meet a guy, you must remember to do harm to him. Either physically or mentally, either/both is acceptable. Failure to do this is punishable by death (or other methods [to be decided by commander]).
3. Unless they surrender, we will not give up our campaign to make this world a better place. No matter how much losses are incurred.
4. Only if a member of the subspecies buys you ice-cream/nice food/gives you money can you abstain from rule 2.

Note: All these rules exclude family members.

General: Shin Hui
Lieutenant-General: Joanna
Major-General: POST OPEN
Brigadier-General: POST OPEN
Colonel: Yining
Lieutenant-Colonel: POST OPEN
Major: POST OPEN
Captain: POST OPEN
Lieutenant: Rachita
2nd Lieutenant: POST OPEN
Corporal: POST OPEN
Lance corporal: POST OPEN
Privates: POSTS OPEN

Lol. How typically shin to know so much about rankings. Are you sure they're correct shin? haha.
(No offence can be taken at the above post as it is not directed at anyone, and any resemblance to any person living or dead is purely unintentional. :p)


baa went the sheep x 9:20 PM

1 Comments:

  • yes yes i'm quite sure. Any mistakes feel free to correct me. And in case you didn't know jo, your tag-boards kinda screwed. It doesn't work. At least for me...

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:03 PM  

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